Dan Maeder
MPS Employee Extraordinaire!
This site is dedicated to all the Dan Maeder material we’ve collected over the years.
Sound Bites
Listen to Dan
Horse
Enjoy Farting
Hairy Crap
The sound bites above come from an audio recording feature that was being tested. Dan assumed he was just talking amongst friends and was unaware that he was being recorded. Here is the full audio clip for your listening pleasure.
The Dan Meader School of Precision Driving
The Dan Maeder School of Precision Driving
Ever just wanted to park wherever the hell you want? Well, you’re in luck! with Dan’s precision driving school, you too can park anywhere anytime!
Bachelor of Shame
Hard Earned Degree
One day Dan came in and told us a story about an encounter at a gas station where a man hollered at him saying he was a dumbass. This inspired us to bestow upon him an honorary degree fit for only Dan Maeder.
Dan is Related to Pocahontas
Lee Morris is also… just sittin here sayin.
Grandpa Maeder and the Minnesota Golden Gophers
Dan doing something
DAISY DUKES
When Dan wears shorts to work and you comment on his sexy legs, he takes it to the next level
Badass on a Motorcycle
Photos
Which one is your favorite?
